Cuntastic
thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
Jul 24175,391 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh)

Jul 2468,631 notes

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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Jul 24454,546 notes

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

Jul 24127,256 notes

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 
Jul 24272,982 notes