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thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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daises-stars:

Checking out all new followers

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

Jul 3119,390 notes
  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential
  • Jul 31310,106 notes
    Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

    -Robin Sharma (via pureblyss)

    Jul 31126,772 notes
    
hmmm , safadenha rsss
    pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
    I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been.

    -Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon (via quoted-books)

    Jul 315,371 notes